Holiday Travel

So, did you travel this holiday? Did you fly? Here is how I will sum up the experience:

First class ran out of food.
economy class began eating each other.
Over the loud speakers:

"Flight Attendants, please begin cross check and prepare for off-loading of half eaten corpses from the main body cabin."

Hope everyone had a great holiday and safe travels. And, remember, when you are stuck on a plane for hours at a time, you have to make your own fun and your own food.